Cheap Custom homemade toys?

[tired.of.vanilla{DJ}]

So last night while my loverly Mistress was at work..I made a toy to surprise her with. I went to the hardwear store...got a 36 inch, 1 inch dowel for 4 bucks. A pair of stainless eyescrews for two bucks...and snuck them home. I drilled a hole slightly smaller than the eyescrews in each end. Then put in the screws.
Tah-Dah...a spreader bar for 6 bucks!
My wife was so pleased with me...she ordered me to wear them for the evening with no pants. ha!
So here I sit on the computer..in my leather chair...legs spread...puss exposed...and no way out! And LOVING every minute of it. I will attach a pic of my bar...but you can use your imagination really.

So any other ideas to please my love and save some dough?