Yes, I have a slight drinking problem. Why do you ask?

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Light comes in many forms, nowadays
Sun, moon, love, electric, fire
But the light at the bottom of a bottle
Is one of which I never tire.

So! Sing a song of Bundy, port,
Of Smirnoff, Jack and Jim
Of red, red wine and turpentine
And light beer to keep us slim.

Sing out for another daiquiri,
With strawberry or lime,
Or shot of good tequila, barman
That would be just fine.

I’ve walked a mile with Johnny
I’ve jigged with captain morgan
I’ve had my Russians white and black
And a sore head in the mornin’

The light of lights shines not from god
Or from bright fires solar
No, the brightest light a man could find
Comes from rum and coca-cola.

So pour another glass for me,
There’s boozing yet to do!
And we’ll let the light shine into us
Until we have to spew.