Does anyone else interview themselves in their cars on long drives?
So... here's the setup... you're on the morning radio show of your favorite station... and the hosts are interviewing you as someone that has 'lived the life' .. has been involved in that lurking evil.. that perverse carnival ride we all know and love. These people have only heard about Dominant/submissive relationships, and are probably misinformed, that we all wear leather (so 1990s.. latex is in! ...i dont know...) or think it's JUST about one person bossing and bullying around a poor beaten woman...

If you've never lived the D/s life, but you've thought about it.. pretend you HAVE lived the life and answer as if you have...

The On-Air light flashes, they turn to you after an obnoxious repetitive sound clip, swing the mic in your direction... introduce you on the air as "so-and-so, the Dom/Sub" and ask you a question...
"Apart from the obvious... sex/getting off... what do you get out of your D/s relationship? How has D/s bettered your life?"

... and... go!
<3Haelix