(phone conversation)
"So what's my punishment going to be?"
"I sent you an email with your instructions."
"But I won't be near a computer for hours!"
"Well then, you'll just have to wonder. "

aaaaaah! He has this very evil instinct for going for weak spots... in this case, my patience.
The only thing worse would be if I actually *had* the instructions with me, but wasn't allowed to open the envelope until a certain time.


... I really should stop giving ideas to the other side, shouldn't I?