As a great fan of bear skin I'm disappointed that someone hasen't mentioned the old school method of fur removal. Let me use an example to demonstrate.![]()
kittenfemme I know you have expressed a desire so if you like...
First if we can have our victim UHHH customer lay down here on the table. Our assistants will help you get settled and adjust the safety straps.
Oh yes I know this is unusual but it is for your own personal safety.
Now we are all comfy let me show you the difference between the old ways and the new.
Here we have one of technologies answers to bulk fur removal. (shows customer the hair clippers) See how the vibrations are used to cut the fur. Oh so quick and effective and I bet you would love the feel. And then we would finish with this. (shows customer newest three bladed razor). But not today, after all this is a demonstration of the Old School method.![]()
Now here is the point of the demo. (shows the customer an antique strait razor) Now now don't struggle this won't hurt a bit. You see first we must make sure it is properly sharpened. The strop will hone the edge razor sharp for us. (continues working razor on the strop) Now lets see if its ready. Yes it cuts the paper with great ease. Now lets prepare the working surface. All you need is a small amount of water on the shaving soap and a little mixing with the brush and there you have the perfect lubricant. Oh I know the brush tickles when its applied but we must be thorough and work it down to the skin. There that seems good.
Now lets proceed with the real work. You"ll note how important it is to hold the razor at the proper angel to prevent nicks on the skin.Also note how the razor can be maneuvered into those tight spots between the lips and the cheeks. Another great advantage is that the hair doesn't clog the razor. So no more missed spots and having to go over an area several times. Don't you hate the razor burn it causes?
Well that was quick. Let me clean off the leftover soap for you with this towel. So pretty, back to factory specs. Look in the mirror. And see, I even got inside your lips and those other hard to reach places.![]()
Now let me finish with this hot towel and let you rest, you look quite flushed.
Now who says the old ways can't be fun. :cooldude: