"Pervertibles"

[redbaron45]

Hooray! My first thread.

I was wondering if anybody had any tips or ideas regarding the modification and/or use of household items as toys? Something small and easily concealed from housemates, (i.e. no full suspension frames, heh heh) and something that doesn't take an industrial machine shop to make. The more original and clever the better! Also, being a university student, the ol' budget is a little tight, so any ideas would preferably be relatively inexpensive.

*rubs hands in anticipation*

[Wontworry]

I think that there has been at least one thread on this before, but that's not to say its not worth re-visiting. I'll start the ball rolling with boring ( ) old clothes pegs, elastic bands and string.

A very efficient gag can be made by securing two pencils together with elastic bands at either end and pushing the tongue through them. This keeps the tongue pushed out, restricts speech (and screams), hurts and, best of all, allows the submissive to drool everywhere.

[tiemeupnow]

I am new here but I think I have a suggestion.
My husband, when being submissive, likes to use something to pull on his balls. His latest creation is a roll of quarters wrapped tightly in Saran Wrap then wrapped tightly around his sac.
I don't know if this anything you might be interested in but just in case here it is.

BTW.... I love this site.

[Sir Lanceloth]

being an old university student myself i have had the same problem. Now me and my gf hasnt been using many "toys" yet, that may come later but the ones we have used are as follows:

for robe: scarfs (then things you use around your neck when it is cold), different clothes aka pants.

blindfold: scarfs, headband etc.

punishment: well that old brush looks promishing (it does work wonders trust me )

well thats about it, we still have a lot to learn things that might work are:

electrical wires for bondage (off course unplugged), spatulas, vegetables, microwawe oven (no just kidding ). cant think of more atm, hope there was something you could use. happy hunting

[craftygirl]

Clothespins, definitely. And the list of things from the hardware shop that are relatively inexpensive and pervertible ...... well I could go on for days but off the top of my sleep-deprived head

Rope and chain are easy to find there in pretty much any type and length you may need. Rope is also easy to store, and you've got other reasons (erm, ok maybe not) for having it around

Paint stirrers!

all sorts of brushes for everything from a soft caress to a pretty firm scratching

tape (there was a mention of painter's tape in another thread as a bondage tool, but there are others as well)


well that was a short list but I'm sure someone else will add more :-)

Oh ............ and a caution. A friend of mine was telling me a story she heard on the news of a man who tried to use a hardware nut as a cock ring. Bad news, for him it seems. No permanent injury but a trip to the ER, several hours of discomfort, and a ton of embarrassment. I've asked her for the link if she's got it, and so far I haven't found it on the urban legends sites .... so consider that a mild caution, not an absolutely documented true account of something, k?

cg

[redbaron45]

Clothes pegs have been fun, to say the least . WontWorry, I'm rather intrigued by your pencil gag, and may have to try that in the near future and report back as to its effect. However, may substitute chopsticks for pencils. (I have a little jar full of chopsticks...everytime my housemates and I get Chinese food, we keep 'em! No sense in throwing out a perfectly good pair of chopsticks.)

I'm also beginning to see the fun uses for stuff I find around the house. For instance, I found a bamboo-ish backscratcher about 18" long with a 1/2" wide handle...that handle produces quite a sting! Yee-ouch!

And thanks for the warning, craftygirl! I can just see the look on the Doctor's face!

Doctor: "Sir, how did this nut get onto your...erm...bolt?"
Patient: "Don't worry about how it got there, all I know is that now I'm kinda screwed!"

(can't resist a good opportunity for a laugh)

[ProjectEuropa]

I was wondering if anybody had any tips or ideas regarding the modification and/or use of household items as toys?

*rubs hands in anticipation*

Well I'm looking around me now and I can see several dildo and plug shaped objects and I'm not looking hard, handles, bottles, jars. You can also craft your own dildo/plug out of an nice large firm carrot. All you need is a condom to malke them safe and hygeinic. I don't know how well equiped your kitchen is but I have a utensil here that clips shut, it has an action like a pair of scissors but has flat horizontal ends. Ideal for clamping to the labia etc.

Students can afford condoms can't they? I don't know from which side of the pond you are from but when I was a student, female students could get free condoms from several sources, family planning org, student welfare etc. etc.

[Nightstriker]

Everything is pervetable.

If you have one of those blinds that fold down and will allow you to chane their direction with one of those rods. That rod can make an effective caneing type toy.

You can also get a lot of cotton string, around 15-20 feet, and then begin to fold it in half again and again untill you end up with a one foot length of folded rope. Tie off one of the ends and split open the other and you have a cotton string flogger.

Just use your imagination, I am sure that you can find things in your hourse that you can pervert.

[aachicka]

well...i got into bdsm before i was 18..so i had 2 hide things very well and couldnt buy actual sex toys....

something already mntioned...clothes pins..and if you're into pain..you can modify then some....there were pics i believeinpersonal photography...it just makes things a lil more fun

i also used electrical tape for breast bondage...

a strange thing i guess ws using markers to kinda stretch myself down there...My old called it preparing me for him....

twist ties work aroundsome nipples too...not for mine (nipples r too big) but my friend does it...

i think thats all..

[csr]

I've been collecting toys for a while, but some of my absolute favourites are ones that were either home-made, or pervertibles. This little wooden spatuala called out to use one day in the grocery store. You can't really tell in the picture, but it has really nice wood grain. AND it was $4.97!
The fly swatter was a good deal too--a whole dollar (CDN, so about $.31 US, lol). It's much longer than most fly swatters, and...um, well, I like it.
The flogger is made simply from a piece of dowel, one screw 'eye' and some leather lace. Put together in a few minutes, costing very little, but compact, sting-y, and extremely durable. I've spent wasted money on expensive stuff that sits in the closet and yet these three items get, um, lots of use.

[tallusion]

Get some string, a balloon or two and some clothes pegs. Attach string to balloon/s and clothes pegs. Clamp nipples or other bits with pegs. Turn on an electric rotating fan so it blows the balloons left and right as it's head spins.

[kym]

Get some string, a balloon or two and some clothes pegs. Attach string to balloon/s and clothes pegs. Clamp nipples or other bits with pegs. Turn on an electric rotating fan so it blows the balloons left and right as it's head spins.

Just one question Tallusion... are the balloons filled with air or water?

[Wormwood]

Try slathering icy hot all over yourself and then proceeding with intercourse...it's quite the discomforting/exciting experience you can both feel.

[whippedcream]

The picture is below. It helps to be in NYC, where dudes sell belts on the street for $2. Buy a belt with holes all up and down it. Buckle it and fold it in half. Use string (embroidery floss works fine, leather string is better, but it doesn't really matter) and thread it through the holes. Wrap electric tape around the bottom to make a handle. This makes an EXCELLENT belter. Great sound, great sting, and if the string is thick enough it actually leaves X's on your ass. But I advise not to use the belts where the holes have metal rings around them, because those actually leave little bitty bruises.

[Phantome]

I made a few toys that we both enjoy...

I made a flogger out of thin, white, nylon rope. Each piece is about 2 feet long, and knotted at the top and attatched to a short dowel with black electrical tape. The rope is very thin, and stings. I got it in the boating/camping section at Wal-Mart; they have several thicknesses, and it's really cheap.

I also made a clit flogger just like the one mentioned above- rubber bands clipped, knotted, and attached to a dowel with black tape. Done lightly, it is very arousing and stimulating. Done hard, it stings like hell.

Cheap, wooden back scratchers make excellent canes.

Water or juice bottles (like Minute Maid or Aquafina) make wonderful sucking devices. Squeeze air out, then put on nipples, clit, inner thighs, etc, and let go. The suction is quite nice. The thicker the plastic, the harder the suck- thinner plastic = more gentle suck.

Bengay, Icy Hot, Toothpaste (use a little as lube for cunt or ass), Gold Bond, Ginger, all make fun sensations, but don't overdo it.

They have these great little nubby plastic beads in all shapes and sizes at the craft store for real cheap (they look like a golf ball, only the bumps protrude, rather than indent). Thread them onto a lanyard, and you have a string of anal beads longer than anything you could get at the adult toy store.

Mmmm I'm getting lots of great ideas!
-Phantome

[orchid]

my Master likes to use those little clippy things that hold thick stacks of paper - He calls them Bulldogs but i don't know if that is really what they are called. anyways, they clamp on tightly to nipples and other sensitive areas!

also, the wooden spoon is another favorite of His.

Favorite of mine would have to be the toothpaste for sure..oh, and the electric toothbrush!