The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[Mrlover]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

[redEva]

Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.

While cock worshiping and long blowjobs are something our community does not think twice about, I will bet you any money that general population of women out there would be much easier persuaded to give blowjobs if men would keep themselves clean.

Some things just apply to everyone

[His_pita]

Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.

Yeah! Nothing would turn me off faster then to have a nose full of icky smells. If he wants me to do proper cock worshipping he best be clean. I of course would do the same for him.

[submissivewife]

[QUOTE=redEva]Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.


Men can take that as a VERY BIG hint too!!!

[BDSM_Tourguide]

Ah. I was waiting for the posts like this. Ladies and gentlemen, our old buddy has returned.

What's this going to make now? Your fifth banning? Sixth? How many more times are you going to try this before you finally get the hint, or a life, and get lost permanently?

See ya, poser.

[Mrlover]

Ah. I was waiting for the posts like this. Ladies and gentlemen, our old buddy has returned.

What's this going to make now? Your fifth banning? Sixth? How many more times are you going to try this before you finally get the hint, or a life, and get lost permanently?

See ya, poser.

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about but if you ever want your membership to increase above a snails pace you should try to show some respect...........

[oneslave4me]

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about but if you ever want your membership to increase above a snails pace you should try to show some respect...........or i will have to collar you

I'd really like to see you try to collar TG. That be a hoot.

And to get respect, you must first earn it and the few posts I've seen from you only prove you're not worthy.

And if you had a fricking brain in your head, you'd know that most of a woman's smell is based on where she is in her cycle and nothing to do with cleanliness.

And a little funk now and then never killed a man nor a woman.

Hope Jinn has you long gone by now.

[Master514]

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

That's BS. The kind of pseudo-dom who likes to show that he's got principles. I'm sure you can find something else to do with her nonetheless. Confucius says boned man can never ask broad to leave And YES there are exceptions. Imagine you got ______ (name of your favourite female star) with a smelly pussy and refusing to clean it. She's naked, buddy. And willing... do you care?

Yeah, smelly pussy is a problem, but please... cut the crap.

[Kaori-san]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

This is a bit.. frank and not to pleasant. As oneslave4me said.. it does depend on a woman's cycle as to the smell.. its nothing to do with cleanliness really (unless someone was bathing less than once a week or something :yuck: ).

Mobius is very right too... and to be hoest this whole thread is just... unpleasant really

[albear]

And see, I didn't really believe we had the pleasure of our old friend's company until he tried to collar TG. It's kind of nice to know that some plonkers never change. This will be another great thread that will be wrenched up time and time again when someone gets offended.... :abduct:

[Widget]

Ok I just had to say something to this one.

There is nothing that is makes a woman feel more comfortable and sexy than to know that the person she is with loves the way she tastes and smells. Smell is really a big turn on for me as well. I am not talking about someone that has not showered or has some type of infection that would cause an unusual odor as that is unpleasant. I am talking about the way a clean healthy person smells.

The normal natural scent of a woman should turn you on and if you do not like it perhaps you might prefer the female company of the blow up variety. Comments like that from men are what make women feel bad about their natural sexuality. It is normal to have some scent around the genitals and things like what you said are what keep douche companies in business. Something by the way, that is extremely unhealthy for the normal vagina as are the many deodorant products out there, that in reality can cause more problems than the imagined “smell” that was there.

The fact is if you smell offensive, go to the doctor and make sure that you are healthy, or have a shower.

[Sklaventreiber]

Ok I just had to say something to this one.

There is nothing that is makes a woman feel more comfortable and sexy than to know that the person she is with loves the way she tastes and smells. Smell is really a big turn on for me as well. I am not talking about someone that has not showered or has some type of infection that would cause an unusual odor as that is unpleasant. I am talking about the way a clean healthy person smells.

I agree with your comment here Widget.

A woman's smell is a huge turn on for me regardless of whether she has showered recently or not, whether it's her time or not, it's the animalistic thing...

It's age old...

[embeth]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet.

Cunts aren’t supposed to smell sweet, if’n they do it may be a sign of a medical problem (e.g. diabetes or ketoacidosis which isn’t so good).
Perfuming the nether regions is not recommended either as most perfumes contain alcohol and other ingredients that irritate mucous membranes and the delicate tissue of the labia and perineum. Nor is douching the answer. Vaginal douching is not necessary in routine feminine hygiene. When performed infrequently it is not harmful, but frequent douching may lead to recurrent vaginitis and mucosal irritation or ulceration. Washing with ordinary soap disturbs the acidic environment of the vagina, so the best thing is to wash mostly with water or a slightly acid water (1 spoon white vinegar to half a litre of water) or a commercially available vaginal wash.

[Solitary_Storm]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

LOL how old was he?

[Mad Lews]

Maybe it's just me, but i can think of nothing quite so erotic as the smell of an aroused pussy :Tasty: .
Well maybe a few things :sex5: :boobies2: :smackbum: :tagteam: :69: : but it's definatly in the top five.
Mad Lews

[lockedhusband]

LOL how old was he?

My thoughts exactly. As my wife's slave, we often place my pillow under her before I perform oral on her. That way her scent permiates my sleep for days. Her natural scent is intoxicating and a big turn on for most men. We've been married 20+ years and I don't think my wife has had a need to douche once.

As long as the woman is healthy any negative odor is on the surface and can be wiped away. There have been times when I have gone down on my wife and she was a little funky. It just meant that I would give her a thorough cleaning with my tongue before getting busy. Licking her bush clean of a little sweat until things smell and taste perfect is an honor and certainly not going to kill anyone.

[jiggy]

My thoughts exactly. As my wife's slave, we often place my pillow under her before I perform oral on her. That way her scent permiates my sleep for days. Her natural scent is intoxicating and a big turn on for most men. We've been married 20+ years and I don't think my wife has had a need to douche once.

As long as the woman is healthy any negative odor is on the surface and can be wiped away. There have been times when I have gone down on my wife and she was a little funky. It just meant that I would give her a thorough cleaning with my tongue before getting busy. Licking her bush clean of a little sweat until things smell and taste perfect is an honor and certainly not going to kill anyone.

Yikes! I would be putting the fire hose on her pussy first!

[katie_21]

Well not that I know personally but from what I hear, all women smell different lol. If it's a foul smell, then there's probably some kind of infection and she should definately get that checked out.

It goes both ways of course, not all dicks smell like roses lol.

[Aesop]

It goes both ways of course, not all dicks smell like roses lol.

Some do?

[katie_21]

Some do?

Well I don't know, I haven't smelled them all. lol

[Ozme52]

Well I don't know, I haven't smelled them all. lol

Now here's an opportunity to do groundbreaking research...

[katie_21]

Now here's an opportunity to do groundbreaking research...

LOL I don't think my husband would want me to do that kind of research

[Nikita]

Some do?

ROLF!!!

[submissivewife]

Geeze I can't beleive this thread has come up again.

[Nikita]

Geeze I can't beleive this thread has come up again.

ROLF!!!! The title of the thread! ROLF!!!!

[Ozme52]

LMAO. The Return of Frankenstein Thread. "It's Alive!!!!"


Regarding pussies that smell. Can anyone show anatomical proof of a pussy that actually has it's own nose?


P.S. No feline pictures please....

[Aesop]

LMAO. The Return of Frankenstein Thread. "It's Alive!!!!"


Regarding pussies that smell. Can anyone show anatomical proof of a pussy that actually has it's own nose?


P.S. No feline pictures please....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Thanks Oz. I needed a laugh.

[Dongthong2005]

Well, I must admit smelly pussies can be arousing. However, in Africa I did a lot of pussy tugging and there were times I couldn't clean the smell/stench off my hands. One girl never got the picture. While driving I stopped, got out of the vehicle, frustrated I opened her door (she was sitting in the passenger seat), grabbed her by the hair and faced fucked her (my cook was stinky). It didn't change anything, and I continued to punish her stinky pussy.

[Uncle_Ed]

(my cook was stinky).

Remind me never to eat at "Chez Dongthong"

[Warbaby1943]

Just found this thread. Sorry to bring it to the forefront again. However, I was just wondering whatever happened to the old saying of "once you get past the smell it got it licked?" I have never heard of anyone dying from eating pussy, regardless of the smell, if any.