The Perfect Dom

[cariad]

Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.

In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.

The sub world awaits your replies


1. Are you a Dom?

2. How would you to handle a sub?

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

4. What are your views on ice cream?

5. What are your views on chocolate?

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

10. What are your views on bruising?

11. Do you have your own teeth?

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

15. What is your favourite meal?

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

17. Wine, women or song?

18. Left or right nipple?

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

[suchaminx]

cariad

I love it, can't wait to see which of our wonderful (giggles) Doms will be brave enough to answer

~smiles~ minx

[master 327-834-200]

Bloody Market Researchers!!! I better get free stuff for filling in your ****ing questionaire!!!


1. Are you a Dom?
That's what it says in the label of my undercrackers.

2. How would you to handle a sub?
I would attach 2, one either side and I would use a nail gun to do it.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Doesn't it come ready made in my thermos mug?

4. What are your views on ice cream?
I tend to look down on it.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Plain is too good for subs. I cannot live without it as I was weaned off breast milk straight onto Swiss.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Subs should be beaten thouroughly, put into a greased tin and cooked at 220 degrees.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
See 5

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
No, just in your nightmares.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Rhubarb is the work of the devil! And therefore quite useful.

10. What are your views on bruising?
I like my peaches to look perfect. My slave however......

11. Do you have your own teeth?
I do, plus I have a nice necklace too.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Just try it baby and I will add your teeth to my necklace!!

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
I have always been attracted to the french horn.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
You wouldn't get any of mine honey. See 12.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Anyting I cook.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
What is this obsession with teeth, is there something you are trying to tell us?

17. Wine, women or song?
Hmmm that reminds me, must find out if slave can sing.

18. Left or right nipple?
I always like the one I'm not currently teasing.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
CUSHION?! Are you kidding? It would get ruined by all the spikes she has to kneel on!

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………invite Sean Connery to play Hunt for Red October with me.
(Great russian accent! almost as good as the irish one he did in the Untouchables.)

[cariad]

master 327-834-200, now please, please tell me how to stop laughing.

cariad

[suchaminx]

cariad,

maybe that should be another question - how would you stop a sub from laughing

~giggles~ minx

[cariad]

Well minxy, guess we will have to see which ones use their initiative and tell us.

cariad (laughing faded to a healthy chuckle)

[master 327-834-200]

master 327-834-200, now please, please tell me how to stop laughing.

cariad

Over my knee and a soft open hand!

Laugh at a master indeed!

*heh heh*

[Timberwolf]

1. Are you a Dom?
Actually, no. I'm a switch. This leaves me with the advantage of understanding submission firsthand, however.

2. How would you to handle a sub?
They come with carrying handles now? New and improved!

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Don't ask me, ask the man at the drive through.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
Its cold. Its tasty. It melts when subjected to heat for any length of time. It goes down easy. Reminds me of someone I used to know.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Its brown. Its tasty. It fits all occations. It melts in your mouth. Reminds me of someone I used to know.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Once in a while just for fun plus extra if she asks very nice.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
After being forced to jump through the hoopes of a week of various sexual favours. Duh.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
I don't know what you've been hearing exactly, but that was just a phase.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
My mom makes homemade rhubarb pie. Wouldn't be the same without it.

10. What are your views on bruising?
They are purple, of indeterminate shape, they only live for a coupe of weeks. They feel funny if you poke them with stuff. Reminds me of someone I used to know.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
Yes.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Attemtpting to deny me chocolate will result in me starting to repeatedly type the line "All work and no chocolate makes Wolf go something something" for 350 pages.


13. Do you have a favourite implement?
My paddle, named Big Black Bastard. Draw your own conclusions from that one.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Eat it all before it was all gone.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Two words: "Oral fixation".

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Two words: "Oral fixation".

17. Wine, women or song?
Yes.

18. Left or right nipple?
Last I checked I still have both, I hope you do as well.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
The color of happiness, fluffy kittens, rainbows, and jelly beans.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Eat.

[suchaminx]

~smiles~

I love it Timberwolf - especially your answer to Q19 ~still giggling~

hugs minx x

[cariad]

Huuuugs Timberwolf - and thanks - but now you have started me off again - am going to be having outbursts of chuckles all evening.

cariad




p.s. apologies to someone, as mentioned in my first post in this thread. Although I see that you are a regular member here, although yet to post, when I said someone should have done it, there was of course the option of anyone who is yet to register.

[Qmoq]

1. Are you a Dom?
Sort of. Ish.

2. How would you want to handle a sub?
Roughly, by the hair, until I thought she needed a cuddle.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Excellent. I grind the beans between my own thighs.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
I'm almost female in my affection for ice cream.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Dark or white is the best taste on earth. Plain is merely at the demi-goddess level.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Seriously? Never as a punishment. But for play, as often as I am able.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
When she's been a good little girl.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
In some ways, don't all of us live under our own bridges? I think it was Aristotle, though it may have been Salma Hayek, who said "Each to your own, and keep your own warm." And I don't think truer words have ever been said. So yes, talking metaphorically, and stroking my beard as I type, yes I have lived under a bridge.

But if you're talking about the physical structures with keystones and cantilevers... no.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
See the forthcoming story of Cariad's football training. Hehehe. Due very soon.

10. What are your views on bruising?
(Seriously) If they're mild and they fade in a day or two.... then yum.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
Yes! Fangs for the good question.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Well, I quite like to see pretty young women begging...

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
My mind. How's that for pretentious?

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Turn to gin.

15. What is your favourite meal?
I could murder a sausage bap right now. With HP Sauce.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Sometimes. Often I just swallow it whole.

17. Wine, women or song?
Damn. I want a typo there. Wine, women and snog. Yum.

18. Left or right nipple?
Right. I'm right handed, and I prefer to stand behind so I can kiss the neck.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
She should kneel on two purple ones, and they should be placed a foot apart.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Have sub, Will Smith is an underrated actor who has been pressed into the action hero roles. I recommend you check out "Six Degrees Of Separation" for his finest work.

Q xx

[Domtotrain]

1. Are you a Dom?
See my name

2. How would you to handle a sub?
Often, repeatedly, and with the care of a dozen eggs on a roller coaster.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
What happened the night before?
4. What are your views on ice cream?
It is best served on nipples and clits, although occasionally a belly button is nice. It's hard on the balls, though.
5. What are your views on chocolate?
It's not a very good lubricant
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Depends on how well she can play chess
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
When peanut butter just wont do
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
Some of my teeth do
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Barb will rue the day she ever crossed this Dom
10. What are your views on bruising?
It doesnt show much on black people
11. Do you have your own teeth?
The ones that hold up the bridge

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Naw, I eat all I want
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
I do, it's an antique crop that has an ivory handle carved into the shape of a beautiful woman with chocolate in one hand and ruhburb in the other
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Conquer the world
15. What is your favourite meal?
A "sub" sandwich
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Not if the bridge were out
17. Wine, women or song?
Is there a question there?
18. Left or right nipple?
Ahhh, ode to the right nipple. Famous poem. If the tits are big enough there is no need to make that choice. Both at once.
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Every
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………submerge

[suchaminx]

Qmoq

Your mind is evil, warped and perverted - Are you sure you are only an Ish?

~giggles and hugs~ minx x

[suchaminx]

Domtotrain

~smiles and hugs~ your answers made me smile

~hugs~ minx x

[cariad]

Thanks Qmoq for that in more ways than one - about to go and thaw some sausages out for dinner, no baps, but onion gravy and posh mash?

And you know I love your mind

cariad

[cariad]

DomToTrain, your answer to question 13 takes you into a league all of you own - but then I think you knew that - and you are automatically disqualified for using inside information!

Smiles at the treasured memory of that conversation...

cariad

[Ozme52]

1. Are you a Dom? It permeates my soul.

2. How would you to handle a sub? Spreader bars make great handles.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning? I like to grind it down until it's ready to submit its essence into my mouth.

4. What are your views on ice cream? Yeah, I dream of making you scream chicklet.

5. What are your views on chocolate? Dark. The darker the better.

6. How often should a sub be beaten? That depends on how good she is.... Never if she's uppity.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate? Whenever I'm in the mood to make chocolate covered cocksickles.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge? Only during role play. I like to capture young girls and eat them... I'd let them go, but they like being eaten.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb? Pickled rhubarb is like pickled ginger with sushi... I use it to clean the palate between girls.

10. What are your views on bruising? I prefer rosy red cheeks to purple mottling.

11. Do you have your own teeth? That's really not important. Do you?

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)? An absolute necessity during cum denial. No endorphin producing substitutes allowed.

13. Do you have a favourite implement? You Choose.... :

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? There's still coffee right?

15. What is your favourite meal? Hot buttered chicklet.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth? Teeth tongue and lips!!

17. Wine, women or song? I'm not much for singing to whining women.

18. Left or right nipple? That depends on whether you're facing me or spooned into me. But it will be between the fingers and thumb of my left hand... because my crop will be in my right hand.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on? That depends. Do you prefer Emerald City Green or Brick Road Yellow?

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will ………. Use.

But my Palladin persona uses "Have Flogger, Will Travel."

[Domtotrain]

Disqualified? Who wants to be perfect anyway, bah humbug!! However, give me the chance to use it and you will regret your decision, so sweetly!

Domtotrain

[SheepishJaina]

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Depends on how well she can play chess

Domtotrain.. remind me never to play you in chess

[cariad]

Disqualified? Who wants to be perfect anyway, bah humbug!! However, give me the chance to use it and you will regret your decision, so sweetly!

Domtotrain

Okay then - what was your line 'a considerate Dom takes into consideration a subs likes.....' and said whilst fingering that antique crop.....well what can a girl say, but please consider yourself dis-dis-qualified.

cariad

[cariad]

]13. Do you have a favourite implement? You Choose.... :

Decisions, decisions, decisions........


At least it was not, 'have flogged her, will travel'


cariad

[dzire2pleeze]

~laughing so hard~ I am so glad i stumbled in here..thank you cariad and all the Doms (ahem)...that made me laugh to tears.

[Silke]

Hahahahahahaha...thank you soooo much for starting this thread, cariad!!! *chuckles*

[Tojo]

Well who could say no to cariad?
I must confess I couldn't be bothered reading any of the other answers...

1. Are you a Dom?
-Not for me to judge...

2. How would you to handle a sub?
-Lots of love, attention & teasing.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
-Don't drink coffee- my Milo is handed to me ready made.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
-My icecream is handed to me at appropriate times in a bowl.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
-It's OK.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
-Every time Hell freezes over.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
-When she asks- nicely & only when she's been good.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
-I stand on top of a bridge, waiting for drivers to ask permission to cross.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
-No, dammit!

10. What are your views on bruising?
-Unnatractive & unnecessary.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
-Yeah, they're around somewhere.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
-Oh now that's just cruel....

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
-My evil mind.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
-My wife would provide.

15. What is your favourite meal?
-See above.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
-If I can find them...

17. Wine, women or song?
-Don't drink, will get in trouble if I answer the rest

18. Left or right nipple?
-I'll have both thank you, you got a problem with that??

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
-Towels are better- whatever colour she likes.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
-Feel like a million bloody dollars
__________________

So do I get the job or what??

Tojo

[Gr1m'sGirl]

2. How would you want to handle a sub?
Roughly, by the hair, until I thought she needed a cuddle.

How sweet, Qmoq! Lol.

[Looten Plunder]

1. Are you a Dom?

I have an army of slaves who obey my ever command to help me on my evil mission to rule the world. So yes. Dom/Eco-villian - whatever you want to call it.

2. How would you to handle a sub?

I find with my slaves, sharp orders and false promises of a share of the profits when I am ruler of this planet work well.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

Ha! Someone as powerful and strikingly handsome as me would never attempt something as menial as making my own coffee!

4. What are your views on ice cream?

Sounds like something that do-gooder Captain Planet and his global geeks would enjoy.

5. What are your views on chocolate?

I love a piece when I have sucessfully brought down governenments and defeated those pesky planeteers! Not too much though. This ponytail and suave green suit wouldn't look half as sexy if not for my handsome figure.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

My slaves? They don't need to be. They live to execute my evil plans. That Captain Planet however ... I'd like to get my hands on him! I have a feeling he wouldn't hate it as much as he would claim though ...

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

Ha! Anyone who knows me already will know I don't share.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

No. I'm far too rich and powerful for that. I have a suspicion that this could be the secret hideout of that do-gooder Captain Planet, however. I will have to get one of my men to check it out ...

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

I refuse to answer this question. A good eco-villian knows to never reveal his evil plans. You never know when a pesky do-gooder may be listening.

10. What are your views on bruising?

I'm a G rated eco-villian. There will be no visable bruising.

11. Do you have your own teeth?

Of course. A man of my power and evil villian-ness must have perfect teeth.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

My slaves know this term very well.

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

Pollution. For this makes that pesky Captain Planet weak. I do enjoy a weak Captain Planet.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

If there is to be one. It will be me who created it. Imagine the profit!

15. What is your favourite meal?

Anything that shows how wealthy and powerful I am. No cheap meals for this eco-villian.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

If I must. Though I do prefer everything to be done for me. Someone as powerful and villianous as I should never have to do anythng themselves.

17. Wine, women or song?

A drunk eco-villian is not a suave eco-villian. And I cannot stand to hear that pesky do-gooder song again! Is there an option D?

18. Left or right nipple?

You'll have to ask that wimp Captain planet about that. I'm sure he has an answer.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

Cushion? Do you even know what it means to be an eco-villian???

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

Rule the planet.

[cariad]

So do I get the job or what??

Tojo

You get the second biggest hug of the day. Thank you.

cariad

[suchaminx]

Tojo

~hugs and smiles~ I especially like your answer to question 12

minx xx

[Woogsbie]

1. Are you a Dom? Yes -- Don't believe me? see the capital at the beginning of my name! Just Kidding!

2. How would you to handle a sub? hmmm..with my hands.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning? I do not drink coffee in the morning. But I do have two coffee shops right by my house. *points to a sturdy pair of walking shoes that just happen to be sub-size*

4. What are your views on ice cream? Well, I like vanilla with choco syrup -- french vanilla, preferablly. Very easy to add milk, blend and turn it into a milkshake, as well.

5. What are your views on chocolate? always nice to have a few chocolate treats stashed around for a de

6. How often should a sub be beaten? It depends on the sub, their limits, and the recovery period.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate? to entice a pretty little subbie to sit beside you and smile

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge? Nope

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb? Rhubarb should be used in pies and usually mixed with strawberries. But, contrary to popular belief, they should NOT be used to troubleshoot computer problems!

10. What are your views on bruising? It is nice for a sub to have a colorful bottom

11. Do you have your own teeth? Yes

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)? I think it should be used, as all punishments, when a submissive needs to be taught a lesson to improve her.

13. Do you have a favourite implement? Yes. It is called an U-Extractor. *gives directions to the u's he has extracted throughout the years*

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? be pleased at myself for having the foresight to stock up on, not only chocolate, but on the ingredients and recipes to make the finest chocolates the world -- No, you do not get directions to these warehouses...only to the one where I store my extracted u's...

15. What is your favourite meal? The one that is prepared for me with love and kindness

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth? *nods* I would -- and would feed it slowly to the lovely that prepared it

17. Wine, women or song? All three.

18. Left or right nipple? Both!

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on? Red to match the color *notice there is NOT an extra U* of the sub's bottom

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will ………… tease!!!

[cariad]

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? be pleased at myself for having the foresight to stock up on, not only chocolate, but on the ingredients and recipes to make the finest chocolates the world -- No, you do not get directions to these warehouses...only to the one where I store my extracted u's...

Captain Planet has nothing on you Mr W - wow! Actually 'Mr Woogsbie' scans....

Oh - and a big big hug and kiss to congratulate you on your first post in forums and a happy bounce at the idea of seeing you here more often.

cariad



now about those warehouses, I wonder what a girl could do to find out...[/COLOR]