A trip to a foreign country

[dolphin73]

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanna two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna fa bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna fa bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fuck.
I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fuck on the table, you sonna fa bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed.
He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna fa bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:
Peace on you !
I say piss on you too, you sonna fa bitch, I gonna back to India.

[Lee Boudine]

FOREIGN EXPERIENCES EXPAND MY OUTLLOOK: Add your outlook below.

I went to Japan and fondled tiny tits.

..........next, where di you go and what did you do ?

[gagged_Louise]

I went to Russia, and gulped vodka out of a pump shoe held in my hand

[Lee Boudine]

I went to Guatamala and spent a night at a Security Police safe house.:

[Lee Boudine]

Travel broadens the mind and thrills the genitals from time to time. Jump in with your fantasy destinations...................... .....................
where do you dream of going ?

[gagged_Louise]

India would be fascinating. Or Madagascar with its unique animal life and great oppprtunities for bathing and diving.

[Lee Boudine]

Yes.............I suppose India would be fascinating:

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Talia

[_ID_]

went to Romania... ogeled topless women of all ages... went to Africa, did the same there too, went to Florida, more watching girls being topless....

Went to Amsterdam, went to Belgium, France, Spain and Holland. Went to Japan Korea and Mexico, been to Canada too.

So are we talking places we wish to go, or places we have been?

Wish to go to Australia, want to see Sydney and Melbourne. I'm sure I would meet and make new friends there too. Would enjoy going to Brazil, and Chile. Ecuador would be fun too.

In the realm of BDSM, my pinnacle experience thus far has been Germany. Such a cultural difference in attitude towards sex and how BDSM is played out in comparison to America.

[DungeonMaster6]

went to Aruba...laid on the beach during the day watching the topless ladies sunbathe and to the casino at night and played Texas Holdem Poker and visited a factory where Aloe is made.

In St Thomas...went to the top of a mountain and enjoyed the wonderful view of the blue Caribbean surrounding the island...also visited Bluebeard's castle.

In Cancun...visited the Mayan Ruins

In Nassau...bet on crab races on the beach.

[Inazuka]

Went to Hong Kong, smelt like fish, made me miss the missus

[Lee Boudine]

On the way home I stopped in Germany and spent a day in the Black Forest where they grow BIG ones...........

[subbaby]

I want to go to Austraila and New Zealand and go diving in the Great Barrier Reef and the Hike up the mountains

[Lee Boudine]

"GOOD MORNING", from Guatamala.

[Lee Boudine]

During a trip to China, I found them quite modest, though strict on ethnic minorities.

[Lee Boudine]

No modesty in SAN FRANCISO where they like to see it all.

[Lee Boudine]

The calm before the storm in Dusseldorf. She rested as I unpacked. :

[Lee Boudine]

There is nothing more invigorating than a little walk in the woods.:

[Lee Boudine]

Back to nature for an afternoon.: :

[Lee Boudine]

Another encounter in the woods.

[gagged_Louise]

I once saw a jeans commercial on British tv where a man - presumably a convict in old Russia - was dragged after a horse, his feet lashed together at a rope after the horse and a Gendarm speeding oit on, over meadows and bushes. At the end he rose up, uncoiled the rope from his feet and hailed his jeans - "those trousers are really top quality, they withstood it all" :-)

Sounds like something for Lee.

[Lee Boudine]

Although she has no jeans, it looks like this girl could withstand a lot of wear and tear. Yes, I wish someone would post some pictures of girls in worn, torn, shorn clothing..........please.......... .

[Lee Boudine]

: In my travels, I was asked to persuade this young woman to divulge the whereabouts of her brother as quickly as I could.

Please make suggestions about how I could accomplish this.

[Lee Boudine]

There were student street demonstrations which were broken-up by the riot police. But plainclothes security police infiltrated the crowd and siezed ten or twenty key student organizers. This girl was one who was siezed, arrested, and brought to the basement of the headquarters for interrogation and indoctrination.

[poetic_justice]

Wow... these are some lovely pics Lee. And such tantalising images you create along side them.

[Lee Boudine]

Not always young lady. You must want to please and deny your self some things to be pleasing to others. This, I find to be a rather bizzare nude: more a curiosity than pleasing to my sight. She is, a fairly young, not unattractive woman who has failed to deny herself and neglected her body so it is no longer lovely.

She would do much better to not take off all her clothes.

[Lee Boudine]

We later saw some of the students arrested at the demonstration in the basement at police headquarters. :

[Lee Boudine]

This young woman was apprehended transporting a small bomb taped to her inner thigh and is being questioned at a local police headquarters.

[Lee Boudine]

From the beach in Uruguay, a treat for the ladies. Patience guys; it is only fair they have their turn.................

[Lee Boudine]

In Guatamala City, I interviewed a young woman who had been interrogated by the military police.

[Lee Boudine]

That evening we played games. :