The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[Widget]

ohhh that smell...that smell that surrounds you...ow ow damn little dogs where are they all coming from..no no not the computer..oh help!! st.....erk...

[Dorkalicious]

Meh, I have another computer coming

[Uncle_Ed]

Sorry! Already posted this earlier-but still like it-and can't be arsed to write a new one:
With apologies to T S Eliot


Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach!
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[Warbaby1943]

I think it is terrible that this thread was renamed. Maybe I should copy the first post giving the original author credit and start it over again under its original title of Smelly Pussies.

[sassycat4him]

I don't know what another woman tastes/smells like but I taste myself quite regularly and it's pretty good. I also douche once a month, right after my period. I know it's not recommended but it does smell better afterwards. as far as my husband's taste/smell, I love it! but there are times when he's just come home from work and expects me to orally please him. I will attempt to do so but once the funk of sweaty balls hits me, I make him go wash before anymore happens. but his natural, manly smell is intoxicating.

[jiggy]

Why can't women just smell nice?!??!?!!? Is it that frigging hard??!?!?

[Logic1]

lol jiggy. That question could oh so easily be transferred to guys.. and i am a guy
I find BO a nasty thing on women AND men.

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Why can't women just smell nice?!??!?!!? Is it that frigging hard??!?!?

Maybe it's a defense mechanism against certain humiliation techniques that some Doms like to use.

[Rhabbi]

OMG,

Will somebody just put this thread out of my misery?

[puffy]

this thread is just too good. it gets you all worked up and upset ....then has one laughing quite a lot.

[TomOfSweden]

OMG,

Will somebody just put this thread out of my misery?

ha ha *points*. You're guilty of keeping it alive now.

[Ozme52]

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[Ozme52]

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[annie]

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[Guest 91108]

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[Warbaby1943]

I'll disagree with you too then Wolf just for Annie. Plus it keeps this thread alive. LOL

[tessa]

Plus it keeps this thread alive. LOL

Warbaby, you are plain evil, I say. Plain evil.

[John56{vg}]

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Lol ^

[Warbaby1943]

Warbaby, you are plain evil, I say. Plain evil.

LOL Thank you Tessa for recognizing that.

[annie]

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[Warbaby1943]

Keep it in the forefront

[jiggy]

But seriously I won't and would never accept a smelly pussy. I can't think of anything worse. If women can't take care of their own hygiene then use a firehose.

A smelly pussy is a reflection of how well a woman can/ can't take care of herself

[Warbaby1943]

But seriously I won't and would never accept a smelly pussy. I can't think of anything worse. If women can't take care of their own hygiene then use a firehose.

A smelly pussy is a reflection of how well a woman can/ can't take care of herself

The same could be said for a man substituting cock where you use pussy.

[Logic1]

my point exactly Wb.

[Warbaby1943]

my point exactly Wb.

I have never argued that point. I am only guilty of reviving this thread a few times, though it used to have a much better title. LOL

[Logic1]

lol
yeah wasnt doubting your reading skills
just emphasizing the point

sooo.. should we let this thread die ?

[tessa]

Warbaby won't let it die. He's evil, remember?

[Uncle_Ed]

This has nothing to do with the thread.

At all.

No, really.

I just wish...tessa would change her avatar. It gets me-all unnecessary.

Then I sweat..Hey! So it is relevant!

[Rhabbi]

This has nothing to do with the thread.

At all.

No, really.

I just wish...tessa would change her avatar. It gets me-all unnecessary.

Then I sweat..Hey! So it is relevant!

Hate to disagree with you Ed, but I like tessa's avatar.

Of course the smell after I think about her avatar is more akin to Logic and WB's posts than I would care to admit, but I still like it.