The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[Mrlover]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

[redEva]

Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.

While cock worshiping and long blowjobs are something our community does not think twice about, I will bet you any money that general population of women out there would be much easier persuaded to give blowjobs if men would keep themselves clean.

Some things just apply to everyone

[His_pita]

Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.

Yeah! Nothing would turn me off faster then to have a nose full of icky smells. If he wants me to do proper cock worshipping he best be clean. I of course would do the same for him.

[submissivewife]

[QUOTE=redEva]Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.


Men can take that as a VERY BIG hint too!!!

[BDSM_Tourguide]

Ah. I was waiting for the posts like this. Ladies and gentlemen, our old buddy has returned.

What's this going to make now? Your fifth banning? Sixth? How many more times are you going to try this before you finally get the hint, or a life, and get lost permanently?

See ya, poser.

[Master514]

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

That's BS. The kind of pseudo-dom who likes to show that he's got principles. I'm sure you can find something else to do with her nonetheless. Confucius says boned man can never ask broad to leave And YES there are exceptions. Imagine you got ______ (name of your favourite female star) with a smelly pussy and refusing to clean it. She's naked, buddy. And willing... do you care?

Yeah, smelly pussy is a problem, but please... cut the crap.

[Mrlover]

Ah. I was waiting for the posts like this. Ladies and gentlemen, our old buddy has returned.

What's this going to make now? Your fifth banning? Sixth? How many more times are you going to try this before you finally get the hint, or a life, and get lost permanently?

See ya, poser.

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about but if you ever want your membership to increase above a snails pace you should try to show some respect...........

[oneslave4me]

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about but if you ever want your membership to increase above a snails pace you should try to show some respect...........or i will have to collar you

I'd really like to see you try to collar TG. That be a hoot.

And to get respect, you must first earn it and the few posts I've seen from you only prove you're not worthy.

And if you had a fricking brain in your head, you'd know that most of a woman's smell is based on where she is in her cycle and nothing to do with cleanliness.

And a little funk now and then never killed a man nor a woman.

Hope Jinn has you long gone by now.

[Magister]

" How now? A rat? Dead for a ducat, dead!"

Hamlet, III, 4

[Mrlover]

And a little funk now and then never killed a man nor a woman.

Sounds like you are trying to justify being smelly

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

[Mobius]

MRlover with all due respect I woud venture that woman are far more concerned with there personal hygene than you are.

Woman have to be very concerned with infection down there and having a smell would give them a very strong hint that some thing is growing.

No I have to go with the woman on this one. The odds are more likely that a smelly cock and balls will rear its ugly head than a smelly pussy.

However there is the issue of smell of old panty hose that will linger around a bit.

[Rhiannon]

Well said Mobius ..... and never a truer word spoken!

........ and I wear stockings rather than wrapping myself in nylon! -(eewwww)

[oneslave4me]

He obviously doesn't get enough regular pussy to know that different smells mean different things.

And if he thinks he could POSSIBLY ever collar me, he's in for a shocker.

night all.

[Kaori-san]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

This is a bit.. frank and not to pleasant. As oneslave4me said.. it does depend on a woman's cycle as to the smell.. its nothing to do with cleanliness really (unless someone was bathing less than once a week or something :yuck: ).

Mobius is very right too... and to be hoest this whole thread is just... unpleasant really

[albear]

And see, I didn't really believe we had the pleasure of our old friend's company until he tried to collar TG. It's kind of nice to know that some plonkers never change. This will be another great thread that will be wrenched up time and time again when someone gets offended.... :abduct:

[Sir Lanceloth]

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

hmm you just go along collaring them there or wherever but not here!

dammit, i hate those "i collar all the subs you are now my slaves and must obey me!" jerks please dont do it here Mrlover......

and as for the smelly business, id just second the rest, females have alot more work cleaning themselves properly than males to hear this shit.... (sorry for swearing)

[death penguin]

heh- thats why at college I take showers in the afternoon... shortly before visiting my gf... apparently my body wash drives her nuts

Only a couple of times have I run into the smell- in which case I just switch from my mouth to my hands a bit sooner :P

[embeth]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet.

Cunts aren’t supposed to smell sweet, if’n they do it may be a sign of a medical problem (e.g. diabetes or ketoacidosis which isn’t so good).
Perfuming the nether regions is not recommended either as most perfumes contain alcohol and other ingredients that irritate mucous membranes and the delicate tissue of the labia and perineum. Nor is douching the answer. Vaginal douching is not necessary in routine feminine hygiene. When performed infrequently it is not harmful, but frequent douching may lead to recurrent vaginitis and mucosal irritation or ulceration. Washing with ordinary soap disturbs the acidic environment of the vagina, so the best thing is to wash mostly with water or a slightly acid water (1 spoon white vinegar to half a litre of water) or a commercially available vaginal wash.

[embeth]

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

Since when has being collared been considered a corrective strategy for disrespect?

[Widget]

Ok I just had to say something to this one.

There is nothing that is makes a woman feel more comfortable and sexy than to know that the person she is with loves the way she tastes and smells. Smell is really a big turn on for me as well. I am not talking about someone that has not showered or has some type of infection that would cause an unusual odor as that is unpleasant. I am talking about the way a clean healthy person smells.

The normal natural scent of a woman should turn you on and if you do not like it perhaps you might prefer the female company of the blow up variety. Comments like that from men are what make women feel bad about their natural sexuality. It is normal to have some scent around the genitals and things like what you said are what keep douche companies in business. Something by the way, that is extremely unhealthy for the normal vagina as are the many deodorant products out there, that in reality can cause more problems than the imagined “smell” that was there.

The fact is if you smell offensive, go to the doctor and make sure that you are healthy, or have a shower.

[Solitary_Storm]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

LOL how old was he?

[Mad Lews]

Maybe it's just me, but i can think of nothing quite so erotic as the smell of an aroused pussy :Tasty: .
Well maybe a few things :sex5: :boobies2: :smackbum: :tagteam: :69: : but it's definatly in the top five.
Mad Lews

[lockedhusband]

LOL how old was he?

My thoughts exactly. As my wife's slave, we often place my pillow under her before I perform oral on her. That way her scent permiates my sleep for days. Her natural scent is intoxicating and a big turn on for most men. We've been married 20+ years and I don't think my wife has had a need to douche once.

As long as the woman is healthy any negative odor is on the surface and can be wiped away. There have been times when I have gone down on my wife and she was a little funky. It just meant that I would give her a thorough cleaning with my tongue before getting busy. Licking her bush clean of a little sweat until things smell and taste perfect is an honor and certainly not going to kill anyone.

[katie_21]

Well not that I know personally but from what I hear, all women smell different lol. If it's a foul smell, then there's probably some kind of infection and she should definately get that checked out.

It goes both ways of course, not all dicks smell like roses lol.

[Aesop]

It goes both ways of course, not all dicks smell like roses lol.

Some do?

[katie_21]

Some do?

Well I don't know, I haven't smelled them all. lol

[Nikita]

Some do?

ROLF!!!

[Ozme52]

Well I don't know, I haven't smelled them all. lol

Now here's an opportunity to do groundbreaking research...

[katie_21]

Now here's an opportunity to do groundbreaking research...

LOL I don't think my husband would want me to do that kind of research

[vistana]

LOL I don't think my husband would want me to do that kind of research

But it's in the name of science!