How do you have a session when you have a full house?

[ineedneedles]

My husband and I are new to the lifestyle and really want to play, a lot! The problem is we have a full house. We are 36 and 34 years old and have 2 older children and his mother lives with us. Let me just say, the sound of a paddle hitting a bare bottom makes ALOT of noise! Can anyone recommend some fun play activities that are somewhat quiet (moaning is ok, they are used to that!)? Hotels are getting expensive!

[thrall]

How old are the children?? Are they in school yet??


Can you have Mom take the kids out for lunch and a movie??.....that should give you a good 3 hours

[ineedneedles]

The problem is, I am a very busy woman. I run a tattoo shop and am a spin instructor in the mornings. The only time we have together is in the evenings when everyone is at home. Mom is sick and can't drive. The kids are 10 and 18. It's not so much my oldest I am worried about, but how do you explain the noise to a 10 y.o.?

[submissive_1]

Buy your youngest.. or oldest... a drum set, then sound proof the garage. Have fun when he is not there!

[thrall]

The problem is, I am a very busy woman. I run a tattoo shop and am a spin instructor in the mornings. The only time we have together is in the evenings when everyone is at home. Mom is sick and can't drive. The kids are 10 and 18. It's not so much my oldest I am worried about, but how do you explain the noise to a 10 y.o.?

Can the 18 year old one take the 10 year old out to the movies and dinner??...tell the 18 year old you'll pay him so mom and dad can have some private time.....

[ineedneedles]

Buy your youngest.. or oldest... a drum set, then sound proof the garage. Have fun when he is not there!

My husband is a musician, we were going to buy one anyway, great idea!!!

[ineedneedles]

Can the 18 year old one take the 10 year old out to the movies and dinner??...tell the 18 year old you'll pay him so mom and dad can have some private time.....

Good idea! Now what to do with the meddling Mother-In-Law!

[submissive_1]

Wow.... I rock. Good luck with everything! And make sure you padlock the door... for, uh safety reasons. You don't want anyone stealing that drum set.

[thrall]

Good idea! Now what to do with the meddling Mother-In-Law!

well if it was my mother...........lmao....... I'd ask her if she knows what sex is!


just tell her your going to fuck each others brains out now......and if she doesn't want to hear......get a headset and listen to music or the tv.....

sorry..but that is truly what i would tell my mother.........lol

[MissElizabeth87]

Good idea! Now what to do with the meddling Mother-In-Law!

Slip her some sleeping medication in her evening tea.

Kidding, but if she's sick, shouldn't she be sleeping a bit too?

[Ozme52]

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Let me just say, the sound of a paddle hitting a bare bottom makes ALOT of noise! Can anyone recommend some fun play activities that are somewhat quiet (moaning is ok, they are used to that!)?

I hear the Rambo movies played real loud can drown out that kind of noise.

[submissive_1]

Do you have a local old folks home near you? Not to leave her or anything, but near where I used to live, there were hospices that you could drop the elderly off at for the day, they could have fun and do crafts, then you pick them up in the evening. Like, old person day care, but lots of fun!

The ones I know of had dance classes, craft classes, aerobics, baking... all sorts of stuff.

[thrall]

Do you have a local old folks home near you? Not to leave her or anything, but near where I used to live, there were hospices that you could drop the elderly off at for the day, they could have fun and do crafts, then you pick them up in the evening. Like, old person day care, but lots of fun!

The ones I know of had dance classes, craft classes, aerobics, baking... all sorts of stuff.

LOL......forgot about them...yes senior centers..... My mother loves them!

[ineedneedles]

Do you have a local old folks home near you? Not to leave her or anything, but near where I used to live, there were hospices that you could drop the elderly off at for the day, they could have fun and do crafts, then you pick them up in the evening. Like, old person day care, but lots of fun!

The ones I know of had dance classes, craft classes, aerobics, baking... all sorts of stuff.

That is a fabulous idea!!! We tried this evening with the music blasting, hehe. My family won't know, but I am sure the neighbors are pissed!

[denuseri]

yu could switch toys and use a crop of some kind instead, if used right far less noise than a paddle by far

as many closed doors as possible between you and them reduces noise, including a towel wedged at the bottom of the door to the room yur in

some music in your room perhaps may help

utilizeing postions and such that allow for spankings of the more intimate areas of your body, strikes to these places require far less force and noise to illeciet a very simular affect hehehe sometimes an even better one weg

[denuseri]

yu could switch toys and use a crop of some kind instead, if used right far less noise than a paddle by far

as many closed doors as possible between you and them reduces noise, including a towel wedged at the bottom of the door to the room yur in

some music in your room perhaps may help

utilizeing postions and such that allow for spankings of the more intimate areas of your body, strikes to these places require far less force and noise to illeciet a very simular affect hehehe sometimes an even better one weg

[Logic1]

With care and caution and planning I guess .
Canes and crops and floggers sounds way less than paddles does for sure and a gag helps with the yelps kinda.
Soundproofing and sound absorbers in the room helps loads and so does thick carpetry that you can put on the walls. http://www.soundproofing.org/infopages/Music_room.htm
replace musicroom with bedroom and you are on your way.

[ineedneedles]

You guys are so awesome!!!!

[fetishdj]

And make sure you use a gag to ensure that there are no screams...

I would say the 'my house, my rules' mantra works here. Yes, even on mother in laws

Do you have a spare room (or a basement/cellar/attic/garage) that can be soundproofed and locked so that no one is allowed in there apart from you? A bit of conversion work on a spare room to make a 'dungeon' may offset the cost of hotel rooms. And if you are clever about it you can not decorate/furnish it so much as a 'dungeon' (i.e. keep all the fixtures and fittings discrete) and double it as something else - a workroom, storage room, office or (given that your husband is a musician) even a recording studio/rehearsal room which will explain the soundproofing...

[Logic1]

That point about soundproofing was my exact thought fetishdj

[JonathanSG]

When there is a full house and in the mood, try some feathers and a gag.

[jheller69]

We have similar problems here. 6, 12, and 16 year olds with sex radars. (They always manage to pick just the wrong time to want something)

Softer/lighter toys, crops, light floggers, small canes, clips, clamps, etc.. solved the noise problem.

Since she likes to be tied with here hands above her head an elastic resistance exerciser, found it at wal mart, explains the hook in the ceiling.

That keeps things happy until our monthly trip out of town. Then the heavy toys get a serious workout.