The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[Nikita]

Are there actually women out there who still wear pantyhose?

And by the way, isn't a pussy suppose to smell? How would a man be attracted to it if he could not smell her inner scent?

Oh, smelly balls are the WORST turn-off ever!

My cure for air conditioning pantyhose was to cut a hole in the crotch and go commando.

Hey, all the with smelly balls will NOT be getting any of this!



This thread is still around?

[Warbaby1943]

My cure for air conditioning pantyhose was to cut a hole in the crotch and go commando.

Hey, all the with smelly balls will NOT be getting any of this!



This thread is still around?

Better to cut the hole than have it eaten away, huh? I didn't mean eaten away by someone else in the manner of having fun. Maybe I should have stuck with the theme of this thread and said rotted away. Commando is much better.

[Uncle_Ed]

My cure for air conditioning pantyhose was to cut a hole in the crotch and go commando.

This is called "wearing stockings" *sheesh*

[Nikita]

Commando is much better.

I can attest to that. There are more and more people going commando these days.

[Nikita]

This is called "wearing stockings" *sheesh*

Don't they have an 'old guard' smiley, or is it 'old school.'

[Warbaby1943]

This is called "wearing stockings" *sheesh*

Yeah, are garter belts making a comeback? Much more sexy than pantie hose.

[Uncle_Ed]

Don't they have an 'old guard' smiley, or is it 'old school.'

Will that do?

[Uncle_Ed]

With apologies to T S Eliot


Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach!

[Nikita]

With apologies to T S Eliot


Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach!

LMAO!!! So basically, a smelly pussy is not offputting because for men, it's any port in a storm. LMAO!!! Very good poem tampering, but you should apologise to ts eliot. *giggle*

[Uncle_Ed]

, but you should apologise to ts eliot.[/SIZE] *giggle*

Er...I did! (See First line?)

[Warbaby1943]

Good poem Ed.

[submissivewife]

is it too much to ask for this thread to die and be buried deeply in the depths of this forum?

[Warbaby1943]

is it too much to ask for this thread to die and be buried deeply in the depths of this forum?

It's baaaaack and you know you love it. Hahaha!!!!

Nothing personal, just business, as the Donald would say.

[Nikita]

is it too much to ask for this thread to die and be buried deeply in the depths of this forum?

Hi Subwife! Let these boys have their day. If they REALLY sniffed a smelly pussy, you can bet they'd NEVER write about it again!


*giggle* At least heycarrieanne got her smelly balls comment in. The thread can switch, right?

[submissivewife]

Hi Subwife! Let these boys have their day. If they REALLY sniffed a smelly pussy, you can bet they'd NEVER write about it again!


*giggle* At least heycarrieanne got her smelly balls comment in. The thread can switch, right?

Sure it can.....

[Nikita]

Just for fun, let's switch the topic to Smelly Balls - Not Acceptable

IMO, besides the obvious causes of smelly balls, (y'all know what they are,) and the solution, soap and water, pubic hair is the magnet, the sponge that holds the stink there. Oh yes!!!

My question for people interested in this thread is do you shave your dick and balls, if so, are they less smelly? Conversely, if your mate shaves his dick and balls, are they less smelly?

I ran across this article and am posting a link to it for those who want to experience hairless dick and balls. Gentlemen, imagine going commando with no pubes or jockeys, just your pants protecting your boys! Hot dayum!

It's titled, "The Porn Star Shave."

http://www.mensplayground.com/advice...aving_men.html

Nikita

(another way of switching)

PS. Anyone who wants to can tackle the follow up question, 'How to change the taste of tang.'

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

Pretty much this is the way I roll with things no pun
intended.

I'd taken to shaving completely probably six or seven years ago.

It wasn't about the smell as I didn't notice it and nobody I
shared with made mention of anything as far as odors went.

I did it more for myself as I liked the feel of being smooth, nothing
to catch and be plucked by clothing or someone else when things
got all animal. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Now as to the shaving, I can't say it's not more sensual and
appealing when someone else does it for you, that's always
the best in my mind.

One of the things I've always insisted on was if I was in a
realtionship with someone and they also shaved, that I be allowed
to do the shaving for them from that point on.

I like that closeness during the process and if they're real nice,
don't fidget too much, I'll give them a lollipop after.

All joking aside, you do develop a special bond when sharing
something this intimate, trust me on this one.

[Ozme52]

Nope, I haven't done the shave-and-a-haircut bit down below. But I haven't had any complaints either...


Pants?... actually, I kinda prefer going regimental (commando) in a kilt...

and kindly keep your hands off my sporan...

[submissivewife]

ok...maybe we don't need to kill this thread now....Thanks Nikki! *giggles*

[Warbaby1943]

ok...maybe we don't need to kill this thread now....Thanks Nikki! *giggles*

Hey, have we been hijacked?

[cynn]

Nope, I haven't done the shave-and-a-haircut bit down below. But I haven't had any complaints either...


Pants?... actually, I kinda prefer going regimental (commando) in a kilt...

and kindly keep your hands off my sporan...

Sorry to hijack the thread but had to add this ...

What should a man wear under his kilt? ......... Lipstick.

[Warbaby1943]

Sorry to hijack the thread but had to add this ...

What should a man wear under his kilt? ......... Lipstick.

Good one.

[heycarrieanne]

I will have to remember that line, Cynn!

[Nikita]

Hmm..I glad someone responded to the hijacking of this thread. It was a 'stinky' thing to do. (I'm sorry.) I didn't intend for the thread to take a downward turn, just wanted to 'switch' it around a little.

But, it has generated some interesting discussion. I liked the comment about the kilt Cynn.

Scorpio, I'm glad you shared the information about your shaved balls. You just might have improved the prospects of oral pleasure of the rest of the members here.

Subwife, could we modify the title of the thread, so that it applies to both sexes?

[Uncle_Ed]

Can I use my joke again?

Whats worn under the kilt?

Nothing-it's all in perfect working order!

Boom boom!

[Warbaby1943]

Subwife, could we modify the title of the thread, so that it applies to both sexes?

I think the "Smelly pussies" is a very catching title.

Why not just start another thread about stinky balls, rotten nuts, putrid gonads, or something like that? That way members could choose the aromatic thread of their wishes.

[Nikita]

I think the "Smelly pussies" is a very catching title.

Why not just start another thread about stinky balls, rotten nuts, putrid gonads, or something like that? That way members could choose the aromatic thread of their wishes.

I agree with you on the title Warbaby. It is catchy. I can't think of anyone who'd want to read a thread titled 'Stinky balls, rotten nuts, putrid gonads."

So I guess you could describe this thread as 'low balling!'




(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

[Uncle_Ed]

Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)

[submissivewife]

Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)

ROFL

[Silke]

LMAO....great post, tiddles!! to the fun! *purrrrrrrrs*