furniture rights now!

[Pearlgem]

Dominants have their Dungeon,
Switches have their Chaisse,
but why do Submissives only have a Couch? Where's the alliterative fairness in that? I demand a Settee!

(And while we're at it, surely Switches should have a Swing!)

[walkingdude225]

Dominants have their Dungeon,
Switches have their Chaisse,
but why do Submissives only have a Couch? Where's the alliterative fairness in that? I demand a Settee!

(And while we're at it, surely Switches should have a Swing!)

yea why only a couch why not a cage or say a pen sounds more logical then couch. I mean why would a sub like me be sitting near a dom like an equal i find it more real to be at her feet.

[Masterwhispers {bluemisty}]

I bet I know some Doms who would warm your settee.........laughing.

[thepast]

Dominants have a dungeon because many of them can hang out there together & contemplate the meaning of subbie torment. Switches have a chaisse because they're 1/2way between a throne & a couch. Submissives have a couch because historically they've always had a couch (in chat, in other threads, etc).

The names aren't changing. Moving on to other topics... chuckles...

[denuseri]

I avoid the couch any way its allways stainned with something, lol

<<perfers the cold hard floor or some furs

[Pearlgem]

Dominants have a dungeon because many of them can hang out there together & contemplate the meaning of subbie torment. Switches have a chaisse because they're 1/2way between a throne & a couch. Submissives have a couch because historically they've always had a couch (in chat, in other threads, etc).

The names aren't changing. Moving on to other topics... chuckles...

who made you the boss? *runs away quickly*

[rsjankowski]

I avoid the couch any way its allways stainned with something, lol

<<perfers the cold hard floor or some furs

ah as always the kajira has it right in the last words, i always thought the subs had the skins on the floor to sit upon. seems right in that otherworldly sort of way.

[MMI]

Why aren't the subs kneeling anyway?

[SauvagePouline]

-notices the abundant number of doms posting-

Well, if you want us on the floor, we should at least get a pillow pile. They're comfy, and perfect for pillow fights -grin, grabs pillow, and chucks it after pearlgem-

muahahaha

[rachaelhayley]

Im ok with a couch, hell im ok with a spare bit of floor.

[Pearlgem]

Im ok with a couch, hell im ok with a spare bit of floor.

Alliteratively, we're entitled to something 's' - a soft, sensuous, sexy, smart, spicy, spectacular, slinky, splendiferous settee!

[blythe spirit]

Alliteratively, we're entitled to something 's' - a soft, sensuous, sexy, smart, spicy, spectacular, slinky, splendiferous settee!

Not good enough. I want more!!!!!! lol *thinks* As long as we're making demands might as well go all out.

[Pearlgem]

Okay - I want sweeties too...and sugar instead of shit.

[MMI]

All subs should kneel silently and shirk no service; always show nakedness sweetly, and share no sofas at all!

[SUBtly_shy]

all subs??? hmm I have some ocean front property in Arizona if you believe that one too!

[TwstdKittie]

Pillow piles yes!! I mean, with enough subs, there could be the pillow fight of the century! Plus my Master prefers that I just hop in his lap most of the time, or lounge on an enormous pillow on the floor.,

[Logic1]

Subs have the spankingbench and horse as their place aswell

[jeanne]

Subs have the spankingbench and horse as their place aswell

Oh my, Logic, you live dangerously don't you?

BTW - it sure is good to see you, sweetie.

[Ozme52]

You want alliteration!! I'll give you alliteration!!

Complaining costs coziness.
What you'll get is a
Lap to lie on,
Paddle poised,
Bottoms bruised.
So go cache your cooch on the couch,
Sit still on the soft sofa sobbing,
Finally forgiveness flowers...
and relinquishing reward,
a perky pussy prodding pecker will be yours.

[Pearlgem]

Submissives
Eagerly
Trumpet
Their
Equivalent
Entitlement

Readily
Into
Gorgeousness
Her
Tush
Sinks

Noble
Option -
Win!

[Pearlgem]

*ahem*

Submissives are treated quite shabbily,
On furniture rights there's no equity
We don't want a knee
But a comfy settee
Where we'll sit nice and eat chocolate happily.

(a wellwisher)

[SauvagePouline]

OMG! That's fantastic... i'll go make posters so we can get a campaign going! -grins and claps-

[fellintobed]

Just sayin'.

[Logic1]

Oh my, Logic, you live dangerously don't you?

BTW - it sure is good to see you, sweetie.

lol, and I see no problems with it either you know

and I´ve been here the whole time but have been kinda busy with work so the postingtime has come down considerably. That´s all.
and thank you hun!

[Ladymad]

You want alliteration!! I'll give you alliteration!!

Complaining costs coziness.
What you'll get is a
Lap to lie on,
Paddle poised,
Bottoms bruised.
So go cache your cooch on the couch,
Sit still on the soft sofa sobbing,
Finally forgiveness flowers...
and relinquishing reward,
a perky pussy prodding pecker will be yours.

*ahem*

Submissives are treated quite shabbily,
On furniture rights there's no equity
We don't want a knee
But a comfy settee
Where we'll sit nice and eat chocolate happily.

(a wellwisher)

You guys made my day

Why don't we just keep it simple? ... The submissives seet :P

[Pearlgem]

You guys made my day

Why don't we just keep it simple? ... The submissives seat :P

Curses! I never thought of that!

[mistik]

I realize that this is an old post, but I stumbled across it & completely agree that "Submissive's Couch" sounds a little strange when the other names "Dominant's Dungeon" & Switch's Chaisse" flow so much more nicely together.

How about "Submissive's Sofa"??? Means the exact same thing & yet sounds soooo much better!

Shall we have a vote?

[denuseri]

Its especially ironic considering a lot of us don't have furniture privelages at home lol.

[Ozme52]

Since when is a Dungeon a "piece" of furniture.

I demand a Divan... maybe with a nice Duvet.

[krecords]

Davenport!