Trish, you are only on Level 1. WHen you get to Level 2 you have to walk around topless for the entire duration.

In Level 3 we fit you with nipple piercings, attach a leash and teach you to heel properly.

In Level 4 we give you the freedom to do as you please. However, on graduation you are fitted with a large tailed plug and lash you with a crop.

For your first published story you get thoroughly beaten about the head and shoulders with large words stylistic gripes. We also shave your head and call you Dr Evil.