Quote Originally Posted by tiddles
Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)
Meow!