Some legal heat was on me in Canada, so while I had the chance I decided to take my bag of money and head for Birondia.
There I met an attractive young American tourist and shortly got a steamy relationship started. Then out of the clear blue, she dumps me. After spending so much time and money on her, this really annoyed me so I came up with an evil plan to get her back. I planted the last of my precious marijuana stash in her purse and notified the local authorities of this 'drug carrying' woman.
Well, the original intention was revenge but the result was beyond my wildest dreams. In her defence, she told the police that she'd just dumped the complainant and it was I who probably framed her. The police contacted me to ask if I'd like to witness her 'interview.'
Turns out I'd done a few influencial people a favor, as they were a bunch of sadistic bastards who loved nothing more than an excuse to capture and use attractive 'gringo' women. The vengeance for me was incredible watching the brutal treatment they gave this stupid bitch.
That was several years ago and once I learned how the game was played I worked into their perverted tastes, winning favors, getting into their employ and workiing my way up to superintendant of the federal women's prison.
The local police chiefs had been instructed, when apprehending attractive female suspects, to notify the local magistrate, who of course was a slimy, corrupt SOB much like me, and myself before beginning any 'interviews.'
As a result, one day I received a call that the local constabulary had caught another drug carrying tourist who called herself Kim.