"secretary" was my introduction into the world of s&m....i remember stumbling upon the movie at the video store...thinking the guy looked hot....never realizing what exactly the movie was about......i believe i broke my vibrator that night...:P

ooo oo my turn to answer the funny survey!!!!

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

give me a command and see what happens

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

uncertain.....bisexual female is the techinical term.....but gawd i love boobies!

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

why yes, yes i do

4) Is age important to you?

very very important.....in fact life altering.....ok kidding....

5) How old are you?

i just turned 20!

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

my past boyfriends....all marines.....all trained killers....yeah it was the uniforms

7) Can I have my teeth back?

oh i would NEVER do such a thing! and if i did i would expect some swift punishment

8) Do you like to be spanked?

very much so, the harder, the more intense the better......

9) What's your favourite implement?

Your voice

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

rhubarb....hmmm i once made a rhubarb pie at work.....kinda like strawberry pie.....strawberry pie is waaay yummy!

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

yes i love looking at my self in sexy clothes too....i'm hot that way

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

as much as possible

13) See Q6

did you miss the answer? shall i rinse and repeat?

14) Do you enjoy age play?

but Daddy i didn't mean too!!!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

what does punitive mean?

16) What about blow jobs?

apparently it's my specialty......and my fave thing to do....i'm a nympho like that

17) See Q7

again i would never do such a awful thing!


18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

arent all nipples sensitive? hmmm i think i need to do some compare and contrast experiments....any volunteers??

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

OOOOooo!! see answer for 18!!!

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

yes very much so actually, the puss

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

chains....metal....metal hurts....pain...pain is good

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

only if you promise to tie me up tighter.....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

no, in fact your taking me to breakfast...i need coffee