Attention chest-beating cavemen who think all subs are yours to PM as you wish: you may want to check out Mr. Tojo's fine thread on the subject here - http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5363 - and give that a read. You only have to make it throught the first post. You can do it if you concentrate. I hope.

After that, you may wish to allow your mental age to catch up to your physical, and try again. Unless you are lurking here and are under 18, in which case get your ass back to math class, young man. In the meantime, please desist from trying to Titanic my entire half of the species' good name.

Besides, if you'd have anything to do with a woman who was willing to accept any of the following as an introduction: "hi slut", "hey cunt", "you're my property", "I'm going to collar you", and so on and so forth, you're already no kind of real man.

Good day.