Relax. No tiny cow is making a home of your milk carton (private joke)

Anyway, I would have to agree on the general consensus that this is an elaborate story. If it is, in fact, a story, I would ask you to post as a story in the appropriate section.

To me, this sounds like something to come out of Story of O.

Although, if this does happen to be true, which I amitt is really hard to swallow. The actions which were taken against you are illegal and should be handled by police and other appropriate parties. There really is not much else anyone here could really do for you other than that advice.