"Slowly remove priveledges, like deny her access to BDSMLibrary"

Okay when I first read that I had a chuckle, but assuming she enjoys this place, its actually not a bad idea at all.

There's also the realm of the "boring task" as punishment. Sit in the corner for "time out". Make her write lines (somewhere away from fun things like Ipods, TV, and the internet). Its boring. Its not fun. That's the point, as two examples.

If all else fails you could always force her to listen to Paris Hilton's CD on "repeat" until she apologizes. But even masochists have limits to what they can endure.

" 'I know music,' she reassured the Sunday Times children's section. 'I hear it every single day.' While this obviously gives Hilton a massive advantage over those who have never heard any music and thus believe it to be a variety of cheese, there remains the nagging suspicion that this might not represent sufficient qualification for a career as a singer, in much the same way as knowing what a child is does not fully equip you for a career as a consultant paediatrician... Listening to her sing Rod Stewart's Do Ya Think I'm Sexy, you are gripped by the fear that civilisation as we know it is doomed and that brimstone is going to start raining from the sky any minute."

-Ripped from a review of her "efforts".