1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
In my um.. job, I have to act rather Dom-ly, but once this costume comes off, I wouldn’t mind one of those eco-villains in a tight suit teaching ME a lesson… Oh no, I didn’t just say that outloud did I?!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
A strong male.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I don’t mind taking a break from saving the planet to answer a few harmless questions here and there.

4) Is age important to you?
No one is too young or too old to become a planeteer!

5) How old are you?
I’ve been doing this a long time…

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I was born with the ability!

7) Can I have my teeth back?
I would never steal your teeth, sir!

8) Do you like to be spanked?
I… Um…. Well I… I’ve never thought about it… honestly…

9) What's your favourite implement?
Oh dear… looking at what others have answered for this, I find myself wondering again what a nice guy like me is doing in a dive like this!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Ah, one of Earth’s most majestic plants…

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I-I… I think my clothes are sexy!

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Ah… *blushes*… after a long day’s work, yes…

13) See Q6
I see it, sir!

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I am sure I would if I tried it!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
How else will those eco-villains learn?

16) What about blow jobs?
Blow on what? I can make a pretty mean gust of wind.

17) See Q7
I see it!

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Around a certain man in a tight suit… they might be… I mean, what? No!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
My…what?

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Boyfriend? Ha! That’s a good one. Honestly, I don’t even like men! They’re libidinous, obnoxious, chauvinistic, more likely to pollute the planet, loot and plunder... and if that's not enough they're hairy, rough, muscular and endowed. No, I hate them.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Whatever gets the job done! A few of these are helpful when dealing with the eco-villains of the world…

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Unless you have been looting and plundering, I wouldn’t have tied you in the first place!

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Better, I’ll fly you to your destination myself! Hold on tightly now…