1. Are you a Dom?
On Tuesdays and Thursdays I’m kinda dom-ly, the rest of the week is pretty much a crap shoot.

2. How would you to handle a sub?
Simply by always knowing exactly what to do, when and how to do it and carrying it off with the most loving and confident air of authority; however in reality my experiences have varied widely.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Coffee is critically important – I delegate that task to no one – ever! Mornings, however are optional.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
A vile substance, highly addictive, best avoided. (especially Pistachio Nut)

5. What are your views on chocolate?
I have found that chocolate is probably the best motivational tool ever invented.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Only when she insists on making the coffee.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
Every fifth time it is requested, unless you can actually afford it more often; the rest of the time you must rely on your other skills.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
Not currently, but it is a goal.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes! (…mix with strawberries and bake in a pie—delicious).

10. What are your views on bruising?
Ha! My ego has thus far proven itself to be bullet proof.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
If you can’t tell, I’m not either.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
I’m not in denial regarding chocolate, already confessed its profound motivational properties.

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
TV remote and in particular the volume control.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Let’s just not even go there shall we.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Pistachio Nut ice cream with dark chocolate shavings sprinkled liberally over it.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Nice try!

17. Wine, women or song?
Women of course!

18. Left or right nipple?
Left. Wait, no, right. No, left. Well hell, this could take all night…how are your wrists doing hon?

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
As long as it doesn’t clash with the ropes, any color will do.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Have sub, will buy chocolate.


TKH