1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

~Totally. Unless I'm PMSing then watch your back.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

~All woman with curves in all the right places.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

~Depends on the questions

4) Is age important to you?

~I like em legal. Seriously age is only a number. It's compatiabilty I look at.

5) How old are you?

~40 going on 6

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

~Watching bad Jean Claude Van Damme movies

7) Can I have my teeth back?

~Finders keepers!

8) Do you like to be spanked?

~Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!

9) What's your favourite implement?

~His hand, followed closely by the crop

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

~Put in a pie shell with strawberries and lots of sugar I'm all for it.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

~Yes, I like to seethat look on his face when I put something sexy on.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

~I like to undress him.

13) See Q6

~Stop being so nosy!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

~I am a little girl, so I guess I enjoy it to a point. I am potty trained however!!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

~No!! I'm a very good girl and never get in trouble.

16) What about blow jobs?

~What about them?

17) See Q7

~Give it a rest already

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

~Yes and especially when he pulls and pinches on them.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

~She can be.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

~He is perfect and wonderful in every way.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

~I like the feel of rope the best.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

~Do you promise to behave and forget about the teeth?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

~Walking is very good exercise.