Oh, I quite sure there are super bugs on each street corner checking that the others are doing their jobs as they should.

No, I suspect bodies go into the black wheelie bin, or purple if you are in Liverpool, since they are not generally considered to be recyclable, and are most certainly not garden refuse. The flags however cannot go into the black wheelie bin since they are fabric, and should therefore go into the white bag, which should be put out with the blue recycling box.

I am also sure that there is an acceptable average number of bodies which can be disposed of per annum, and disposal in excess of this will incur a surcharge.

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