The Day They Were All In

[Qmoq]

[Dedicated to Demon Goddess.]

Since that fateful day, the numbers have dwindled
And the hopes of such figures were never rekindled
But now we can say what has happened since
Though some of the details may well make you wince

There was a great cull, from an ominous presence
Though in actual fact, she's actually quite pleasant
They called her the Goddess, though they are polite,
For she's also a Demon - oh yes, that is right.

She looked on the site and said "This won't do!
It should be nirvana, but in fact it's quite poo.
There's too many people, some will have to go."
And that's how it started, so now you all know.

She started on non-posting lurkers, all silent,
But they sure made a noise when the Demon got violent,
She slaughtered a hundred, but then her eyes softened,
She let off the rest, when they said "we'll post often."

And as for the snobs, who shunned all the newbies,
She cut off their balls, or sliced off their boobies
"The new ones will leave if you don't catch them quick
You should welcome them in with a passionate lick."

And as for the trolls who dwelled under the bridge
She swatted them dead, as though killing a midge
"You need to grow up, kids, and be a respecter,
If you don't manage that, I'll have to eject yer."

Her fury was wild, her targets were quaking,
But she didn't keep count of the kills she was making,
The survivors were made up of a few tiny groups,
And Demon-G saw this and then just said "Oops."

"We need some new leaders," the Goddess did say,
"To keep this place happy and jolly and gay,"
When Rabbit, and Aesop, and Curious too
Signed up to help out, DG said "Adieu."

She left us that day, said "You should be rewarded,
If you keep this site safe and consensual and sordid,
You'll get lots of hugs, you delectable mods,
If anyone bugs you, ignore them, they're sods."

So that is the end of this terrible tale
Of the gal who made grown men and women all wail
A Goddess's anger, a Demon's Delight
When Six One Eight Nine were wiped out from this site.

[DemonGoddess]

*HUGS GROPES AND ALL MANER OF SORDITY*
I knew there had to be a reason why we were getting married babe *kisses*