Something is very wrong with the world. My favorite radio station is CBC-2. My wife's favorite place on the face of the earth is Moraine Lake. One of my more successful clinical trials is going on in Alberta. I get along with Health Canada. My favorite resturaunt is a sushi bar in Banff where you can get all the high quality sushi you can eat for $Loonie 30.

Be very afraid! The Canadians are about to take over the world!