There is the possibility that I was oxygen deprived when born. My mom was in labor for 48 hours and I was born with a load of drugs in me. I thought maybe I might have lost a few IQ points... LOL

I mention this in passing to my mom, the IQ thing, because she happened to be drugged out of her mind in preparation for an out-patient procedure... and she spits out... as she falls asleep...

"Too bad it wasn't worse. You could have been president."