Quote Originally Posted by delia View Post
~hellish, frankee and Rick gather yet again for a therapy session. This time, they are laying on their backs on the floor on Yoga mats~

hellish: I don't think my man would approve of this
Therapist: You need to learn to be independent, to make decisions for yourself
hellish: I tried that already. Got me in trouble. This seems to work better.
Therapist: Well for right now, your "man" is going to have to take a backseat
hellish: I don't think he'll appreciate that notion
Therapist: He will if you get fixed here
hellish: Oh now, that wasn't real nice...
frankee: I thought it was hysterical
hellish: You would.
frankee: Hey, at least I am the flour. Unlike you, the nuts.
hellish: *rolls over off her yoga mat and grabs a nerf bat from the corner, wanders over to frankee and is about to hit her*
Therapist: *walks over, grabs the bat from hellish, grabs her by the nip, drags her back to her yoga mat and gets her to lay back down*
hellish: I am SO suing you!!!!! You can't touch me! My man would NOT approve
Therapist: *looks at hellish and sighs* We must go back to the first lessons again. You are independent. You enjoy making decisions
hellish: *looks at therapist* I will enjoy beating the hell out of you with this nerf bat soon
Rick: *watches the girls go at it and then lays back down for a nap*
Therapist: hellish, are you suffering from a bout of severe anger? Perhaps over your post count?
hellish: Hypothetically, that is possible
frankee: Oh, it's possible all right. She is just jealous!
hellish: Of flour?
frankee: No, of intelligence
Okay, that was seriously funny.