This all sounds just too wonderful for words! I wonder if I'll have time to stop at the hardware store on the way home ...

Hey, Mistress - are you listening? I'm getting ideas here - and it's al their fault (points at others in forum>

Don't some of these sound like a lot more fun than humiliating me? You could tie me up somewhere, attach the 'hardware', and if I moved around or said it hurt, you could punish me for talking!!!

Oh, gods, I have a meeting in a little while ... why am I looking at these posts now?