1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Yeppers, indeed its true.

4) Is age important to you?
Nope, not in the slightest

5) How old are you?
18

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At school... I took my anger out on a desk *innocent smile*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Depends... do you remember where you put them/lost them?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Yes, very much so.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Thats a very general question... so many answers... wooden spoon. OH! Or a belt

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Not particuarly, but I'd like to try it

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes. Just to watch blokes drool.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes... but I'd much rather have them removed from my body.

13) See Q6
That poor desk... and the person that was sitting in front of it.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I don't know what you mean *smiles, little halo hovering over head*

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
What? With this halo??

16) What about blow jobs?
I love to be on my knees *smiles*

17) See Q7
The memories seem to go when you get old *pats head*

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes. Very. *covers nipples*

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Not particuarly, no. I'm serious here.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Oh he is a big lad indeed... VERY BLOODY BIG. Hehe, sensitive in all the right places

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Whatever takes your fancy *smiles*

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Ohhhhhh... but you look so cute over there tied to the radiator *smiles sweetly*

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Why do you want a bus fare? You're not going anywhere Mister