Quote Originally Posted by moptop View Post
moptop suddenly realises she and cookie have been somehow shuffled round to the front of the queue and surrounded. She snaps out of her nut-generated fantasy

Well now hang on here juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a moment! I mean, come on - look at you all - sheep - multiple personalities - talking hoohoos - with teeth by the sound of it - hyper agressive deaf sub-teasing subs - I mean, talk about problems! What's wrong with liking nuts?

*pouts.*

Oh, and chocolate and feathers and shiny things
nutsin' wrong with it as far as I can see but I'm not the doctor. You must put yourself in her very capable hands and trust her to help you get it all figured out.