Quote Originally Posted by delia View Post
The Therapist would like to make a few announcements.

1. There is only ONE Therapist. One VERY busy Therapist, since apparently there are more wackos than originally thought. So please stay patient, your appt is coming soon and the que does get smaller... patience, grasshoppers.

2. There are NO toys of ANY form allowed into the Therapist's office. After a near death experience with a whip and a pitchfork, the Therapist has decided to have everyone check their toys at the door. The only toys allowed will be Dom/mes.

3. The Therapist would like to announce she has a new personal assistant, annie, who will be taking care of your gripes and issues while the Therapist is doing her primary job--medicating you all so that normal society isn't at risk.

4. The Therapist encourages everyone to read her conflict resolution book: "Love through Severe Pain" and learn from it.

5. Return visits to the Therapist for the same problem are viewed as continual counseling and are subject to more harsh treatment options.

6. The Therapist reserves the right at any time to beat anyone with a nerf bat... or a bull whip... thought the Therapist attempts non-violent interference first.

7. In the case of Dom/mes, the above does not apply. The Therapist will just outthink, outwit and out-logic them. The Therapist has the degree hanging on the wall. They just have their glares and attitudes.

8. Please try and refrain from self-groping in the Therapist's office. It leaves a mess that the custodial staff has to clean up at night.

9. The Waiting Room is meant for well behaved members of the que to enjoy eachother's company. Read: Not to act like toddlers. Keep your hoo hoos, shoes, feathers and Dom/mes to yourselves.

10. The above rules are subject to change by the Therapist without advanced warning.
Rules, more f-----g rules! I hate rules. Who the hell said that?