*Comes into the office… decides to get a fresh start before more of the crazies arrive.*

*Flips through the appointment book…*

Hmmmmm… need to update records and file insurance today.

*Takes out my copious notes and starts to scan through them…*

Ok… this is what we have so far…

Frankee with a “hoo hoo” problem
*wonders what medical billing term THAT would fall under*
A total of 4 private and 2... no no… 3group sessions.
*Obviously the craziest…. *

Curious
*nods*
Oh yes… THAT problem.
*makes a note in the records*
Only one session so far but she certainly needs another one soon!

The poor sheep lady
*note in file: HIDE all sheep and pitchforks when she is around.*
Total of three sessions and 2 group.

Hmmm… Rick and hellish in 3 group sessions.
*notices hellish’s post count and wonders if they need for therapy to continue or not… *

*scans on down the list*
Ohhhh the harem dude…
*makes a note one full session.*
Wonders if he would be a private or group session due to the harem?
*send picture post card for next appointment reminder… although with ALL those women one would think someone could read it to him!*

Michebe
*notes the remark in her chart that she is mean.*
One session so far…. Clearly oversexed though…

Mistress Dhy/dhy…
*is that one chart or two i wonder?*
One session
*but is that billed as one or two… hmmm. Makes a note to ask the doc about that one.*

*wonders by looking at the name… where should I file this one.*
Was always told not to file under “The” but if that is his name…
*Makes a note for “The” to have a second appointment in the near future.*

*looks around the waiting room… flipping through the papers to see who else still needs to complete a form and who needs and appointment…*

*makes a note to schedule an appointment for:

Hugsnkisses
DangerousSins
Minx
Cookiecat
Moptop

*Notices the three people lurking in the far corners*

Asks d2p, TW and Wolfscout…

Do you need to see the doc?