I was toying with the idea of writing the "fFeddy vs. Jason" script (Friday the 13th meets Nightmare on Elm Stree), as I hear the current script sucks ass. I will never get around to doing this, but the idea was fun, so I thought I'd offer it up in case anyone else wants it. If the genre interests you, here are some fun BDSM wrinkles...

One of the Production Assistants of a reality-based "ghost" gameshow (read as: MTV's "Fear") took the kids visit Camp Crystal Lake, home of Mr. Jason "Teenagers having sex really pisses me off" Vorhees. Jason is trapped in hell, but someone crapping on his grave for a gameshow gives him enough strength to burst out, and the PA slowly turns into Jason. Some of the PA's fellow staff members begin to die under suspicous circumstances. ("chee chee chee ah ah ah")

The next "haunted" place the show goes is the asylum where Kruger was conceived (a nun was kept for days and raped by inmates). Kruger was the last of hell's minions to have a grip on Jason, and he uses the asylum as a fetter to get back to the world.

The show goes berzerk and the asylum is filled with awakened, evil spirits of the former inmates, who've shown they have a predisposition to rape when they can... Our cast of kids (18-25) soon figures out that they're in a fight for their lives, and hte only way out is to somehow trick One of the two evils into pissing the other off so that they can get away.

There are sites where you can find the name of the Asylum that Kruger's mother worked at.