We hardly get to know you and here you are going down under (I do, however, like the sound of that!). Well, we will permit you to go but, under one condition. You must promise to come back at some point in the future. You are under no obligation to accept, but we hope you do.

Why do the kanga's bounce so much? And is the croc hunter really dead? Are you in on the conspiracy to deceive us? Is that why you are going back?

Finally, you must never believe Uncle Ed unless he provides you first with easy to assemble instructions.

We will miss you.

DTT