What does turgid mean...?
Ok, ok, I'll behave! Or at least put serious effort into it.
When I uploaded those images and saw them on screen, I thought they looked more naked than if I'd simply stood there in my skin.
God, I love those clamps... Simply having them dangled in front of my face can take me from indifferent to ragingly nasty in 0.06 seconds. In place they are wonderful. Tugging on the chain paints my world in Glorious Technicolor.
... I've gone into too much detail, haven't I...![]()