Quote Originally Posted by orchidsoul View Post
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Stunning new pics, Cala.

so what made you blush in 1992?
Thank you kindly, Lady.

You want the details of 1992? I hope you've five minutes you do not mind wasted - bc I do not offer refunds*.

I was drinking in a hotel bar on the island of Jersey, idly chatting to the Irish barman, waiting on my best friend to end his love affair with the bathroom mirror so we could go out for dinner.

In walked a stunning girl. Long red hair, miles of leg displayed by an exceptionally short, tight dress. She made her way to a near table and bent over to kiss her chap in greeting.

My wine glass stopped mid way to my mouth, there was an audible 'thunk' as my jaw hit my lap.

From over my shoulder came the barman's brogue, "Put your tongue back in your head, girl!"

The next five minutes of my life were spent in close examination of the coaster under my drink.

*This may affect your statutory rights.