Originally posted by BDSM_Tourguide
You had me at ball-licking...

*smirk*


<<<Pfffttt>>> Was that the sound of you spitting coffee at your monitor? That's what I did when I read this!

Honest-to-God, when you see this 'lady', you'll be totally amazed that something like this comes out of that sweet little mouth. She's a short, petite blue-eyed angel, who looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. I will find you a picture of her, then you'll see what I mean. The woman has a mouth on her like a truck driver in heat.

I'm probably in more trouble now ... oh, well, I'm already scared to death of her, so what's a little more shit? I'm sure there's a reason I have to be out-of-town for the weekend - starting now!