Pet Peeve

[Jones, Nikka]

I make a delectable fish stew. It is figuratively 'out of this world' and literally quite inexpensive. Will share it if anyone else shares my entusiasm for this dish. As to this thread, its a case of different strokes for different blokes. Some readers seem to be able to get off on an un-illustrated fuck comic and can blithely sail from 'cock' to 'cunt' no matter how vast a sea of non-literal literalities separates them.

Now that was good!

As a non-english speaker, or allophone, as we say here in Canada, I always try to check my spelling and grammar but let us admit it, some of the spellings in english do not make sense, unless one is familiar with the actual origin of each word. Visiting forums and chat rooms on the internet has actually made it difficult for me to develop good spelling habits. The only words I am sure of are the ones I have read in printed form.

[Dr Mabeuse]

There's another drawback to writing in erotic cliche: often a reader can tell you don't know what you're taling about.

I recently read a story in which a guy ties up a girl, starts screwing her, and then pulls out and slides right into her ass. No grease, no warm-up, nothing (& she's a virgin). Then he pulls it out and finishes in the normal way, and of course they both have a fabulous time.

Now, I can do without condom use, and I can excuse the 14" dicks and the "34 DD" [sic] cups sizes, but you've got to at least give the impression that you've been there and done that. An anal story like that makes me think that, not only has the writer never done anal, but he's probably never been laid in his life.

---dr.M.