Damnit! I just couldn't resist!

X, how in the hell do you know who my friends are?

You accuse me of having a chip on my shoulder and "hating" heterosexuals. Why?

I've gone from being hetero-identified, to lesbian-identified to pansexual. Why would I hate on anyone? Your post tried to put me in nice little boxes. I just tried to show you why I was uncomfortable with that.

I'm sorry, I should be more sensitive to straight male oppression.