Got this from another group but I think it fits here.

BDSM Warning!
BDSM Warning! please read

John Doe strode into the bedroom , wearing His leather Postal
Worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the
bed, as He reached into His latex mail bag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old
schoolgirl, looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and
desire. She gasped as He brought a knife with a 9 ~ inch blade out
of the bag.

"I saw something on the Internet which I want us to try," He said
sternly,

"Are you willing?"

Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather".

John smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her bonds.

"Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own clothes..

Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights her beloved
Master had in store for her.

"Lay back on the bed", He commanded.

Jane did so. John then laid on top of her.

"Tonight my dear", He whispered while reaching for the light
switch.. "We are going ........... Vanilla!"

"NOOOOOOoooooooooo", cried Jane as the room plunged into darkness.

The above tale is true. John eventually left Jane to move in with a
vanilla woman. They now have a 24/7 vanilla lifestyle, regularly
enjoying home improvements, Tupperware parties and only having sex 3
times a year.

Jane was more fortunate and now attends Vanillas Anonymous, with
help and guidance she is slowly recovering. Only last week she was
able to stand up and say,

"I have the right to more than one sexual position!"

Vanilla is dangerous and should not be practiced at home. If anyone
offers you vanilla sex, just say No.

This has been a BDSM safety awareness announcement.