My dear, you appear rather upset

Lord Douche (could you not have found a rather more appealing name?) is correct except I did not know at this site that was the requirements! Perhaps Jinn should post that in the FAQ!

Now that I do know, I will keep it in mind if I choose to post further work here.

And I'm all for some lively response here - god knows this forum needs it!

Sometimes I think I'm in an old folks home.

Bother! I rolled my eyes again!