I once saw a jeans commercial on British tv where a man - presumably a convict in old Russia - was dragged after a horse, his feet lashed together at a rope after the horse and a Gendarm speeding oit on, over meadows and bushes. At the end he rose up, uncoiled the rope from his feet and hailed his jeans - "those trousers are really top quality, they withstood it all" :-)
Sounds like something for Lee.