Partying is such sweet sorrow.

[cariad]

Dear 'Corks Away',

I read with interest your advertisement for safe catering in this month’s Horse and Bound, and would appreciate some further information on your services.

I am planning a discreet little get together for a group of librarians. They are a diverse group of people all ages and many nationalities, but linked by a love of reading, considered discussion, fun and games, and other interests which I will discuss later, if appropriate.

From your advertisement it is clear that you will understand my desire for all participants to survive the party and not suffer any long term adverse effects, and I was impressed by your undertaking not to torture anyone with floppy sausages or tasteless baps.

Please will you supply further details of suggested menus. All participants will be over 18, and the food should be light and stimulating.

Please will you also advise me of any other services which your company is able to offer.

Yours faithfully
cariad