Oh! : smacks forehead : Here's an idea for you, then.

Dress her, take her to the mall, and have her walk a certain number of steps behind you with her hands clasped behind her back, as one display of submission. She should not be allowed to talk to strangers or answer other without your permission. Do not dress her in ways that will get either of you arrested or assaulted, naturally. When you sit down for a rest, say, in front of a fountain or some other crowd drawing area, have her sit at your feet and draw herself around your leg, like a slave-girl from a Conan cover, resting her cheek on your mid-thigh.

That just sounds like a good exercise-- whether it will suffice or not, I couldn't say.