Quote Originally Posted by slavelucy
It certainly makes a change from the usual 'pre-wedding decisions'...flowers or balloons, top hats or none, branding or no branding
...how many metres of tightly bound rope can be hidden under the wedding gown...
"I've heard of hiding from the groom before the wedding, but from your maid? I need to help you dress!" ... "Just a minute! Damn these knots..."

I know they use Liquid Nitrogen to 'burn' off warts and associated things now. In my non-medical opinion it's probably safer too. Less chance of burning down the house, though Liquid Nitrogen might be harder to come by than a match and some carefully crafted metal.
LD