Quote Originally Posted by slavelucy
...It certainly makes a change from the usual 'pre-wedding decisions'...flowers or balloons, top hats or none, branding or no branding
LOL!
That was good slavelucy. The funny thing is that my mother keeps insisting that she will help me make every decision in planning the wedding. Oh God, if she only knew!


Quote Originally Posted by Lord Douche
...how many metres of tightly bound rope can be hidden under the wedding gown...
"I've heard of hiding from the groom before the wedding, but from your maid? I need to help you dress!" ... "Just a minute! Damn these knots..."
As for my maid of honour, Lord Douche, she is one of the few people that know the extent of my relationship to F. To top it all, she works in the movie industry, and when she first heard we were engaged she asked if our wedding would have a Roman slave market theme. "I need to reserve the props is that is the case" she said.