Um Tessa,
Please be aware that Mr. Dean is sometimes prone to vast exaggeration. It's why I sometimes call him Howard. Let me assure you that both Mad and Lews are perfect gentlemen in the most basic meaning of the word. It is true that some find Lews a tad eccentric at times but he's totally harmless. He has never bitten, chewed or masticated any of his domestic partners except when invited to by said victim. Well there was that incident in 98 with Sharon… and then again last fall with Sally, but they were both asking for it in a more or less straightforward kind of round about way.
In any event charges were never pressed so it really never happened in a legal sense.
But I digress, please do feel free to review without worry. Mad doesn't mind and Lews can't read.
I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Mad Lews