Annoying reviews

[H Dean]

~gladly hands over the implements, but not for innoculation reasons~ And I can't bend over here, Mr. Dean, not in this nurse's costume. And I abhor waiting, so there is that as well.

Then you should do what is logical. Simply remove the costume. Then, remember that good things cum to those who wait.

Damn, I've already been wit smitten?!? Did I get it on my face?? Oh, please tell me it didn't dribble onto my dress!! This is silk...

Dribbling would not happen if you simply accepted wit with open mouth.

~goes off to check the damage, repeating "weight of wit" over and over just 'cause it's so fun to say~

I was feeling as alliterate as I am literate. Really. Feel me.

[tessa]

I was feeling as alliterate as I am literate. Really. Feel me.

Mr. Dean, your alliteration is so prominent, I don't have to feel it to feel it. ~checks out your alliteration once more~ Quite impressive!

[H Dean]

Mr. Dean, your alliteration is so prominent, I don't have to feel it to feel it. ~checks out your alliteration once more~ Quite impressive!

Yes, it is very powerful.

[tessa]

Your powerful alliteration makes me wonder...oh, does it make me wonder.

Could an entire passage of prose be written as such? Hmm...

To revive the issue of annoying reviews (as that is the thread title), what makes even a positive review annoying? Is that a common happening? Just curious. You author types may be willing to shed some light on the annoying subject perhaps?

Respectfully submitted-
tessa

(As a by the way, say 'annoying' 8 or 9 times in a row. You will understand why the word has the meaning it does.)